You know what's worse than know-it-all coworkers?!? Know-it-all coworkers that interrupt you to give you their precious 2 cents and then proceed to take an eternity to get their thought out.

Get it together or STFU!!! And when I want an opinion from you, I'll ask for it! If I want to grow old waiting that is...

The hot eye candy waiter at the new sushi restaurant us girls like to go to for lunch isn't there any longer... We are sad! :(

dream job:UN assistant to a diplomat current: account manager and assistant to a big asshole"

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I just have my high school diploma and have the same job as you. Pro tip: your Masters means nothing nowadays.

GED here. Project Manager, and I have an assistant.

i remember i used to see this guy at the gym reading, while on the crosstrainer. He moved his lips and mumbled as he read. He was a junior college teacher.

The "accountant" and the boss are in a relationship, so I have to do the accounting and she still gets paid while they're out to lunch all day.

Any admin asst's out there? What did you say in your interviews?? Any help would be great.

My boss is singing the Star-Spangled banner in her office. Another of my co-workers walked in and joined her.

Dude, take a hint. I do not want to sneak off w/ you for a couple minutes. If you can't handle what I wear, that's your problem.

i think the debate about pregnant women who are out interviewing for new jobs is missing the point. i interviewed for new jobs while pregnant, and i READILY disclosed that information, and guess what? i was hired. the point is, be HONEST about it and don't hide it. you shouldn't hide anything during an interview. it can definitely come back to haunt you if you are hired.

Whoa - the staple puller has a name? It's called an erkie? I never knew.