So the two office queens are trying to squeeze me out. Hmmm. You have got to e kidding. You're gonna have to kick it up a few notches girls.

OMG. i want to jump on the cute maintenance guy so badly.

You don't know how happy your resignation made me! I won't have to supervise you anymore, nor listen to your little dramas. It was tiresome and your work was crappy. Now, if I can only get rid of the incompetent pregnant co-worker, life would be perfect.

When people ask me if I like my job I tell them I like money.

Just because I don't flirt outrageously with you doesn't mean I'm not outrageously attracted to you. I'm just shy...

I think I am so much smarter than my boss.

i made a couple of small errors in a translation, mostly with the formatting. My supplier said "life is a classroom!"

I love my job!

I was hired at an office, and I thought it would be really amazing- it sounded like exactly what I wanted to learn how to do.

3 months later, I have been assigned next to nothing. They are basically paying me to surf the net and search for jobs online.

Thanks for nothing.

I was FINALLY able to tell management how much I HATE being forced to pony up for people's wedding and baby showers. I don't have money for you people, I need it to eat!

Dear Santa,

I have been good all year. Can you please bring me a new job?