stop talking to me - i don't care. i don't care when you have to go for lunch, if you're going to the files, or to take a crap. just go away. things will go much smoother if you realize that you don't need to report your every freaking move. you're a secretary. so am i. NO ONE CARES.

Yes, I got here 2 hours late because of snow and yes, I'm leaving early cause I have to drive home in snow, too.

I don't make alot but I am thankful to still be employed.

I have 2 hours left till an all girls weekend in Nashville-- I CAN'T wait....

I think my work to goof off ratio is about 1:1.

I've been looking up "photobombers" all morning, and trying not to burst out in fits of hysterical laughter. It's not working.

I have to get back into the mode of actually doing work, my supervisor returns from vacation on Monday. I've been playing on the internet all week long.

Can I say just how fucking OVER your drama I am.. .I come to work to WORK not to socialize, make friends, gossip or any of that.. I WORK. If that makes me a bitch or just cold then so be it. I call it Job Security :)

Wow, I can't me-too this one enough!!! Another person here who comes to work to work, not to participate in the high-school-like antics.

Another tootsie roll breakfast. I need more $$$.

you pace up and down the hall on your cell phone all day. you make it sound like every phone call is life or death. you talk loud. you always tell everyone how busy you are.

we think it's because you want to make yourself look important. the truth is, you are annoying. and we think it is gross that you take calls in the bathroom too (we can hear you in there talking about personal matters!)

and, in fact, sometimes i don't really think you are really even talking to anyone on the phone.