Gawd, just heard that "some people" are complaining about gnats in the office (most everyone has individual offices). It's been decided that they're coming from the plants some of us have. Someone had the brilliant suggestion of spraying windex in the soil, but somehow I doubt that's great for the plants. Now there might be something passed down from above.

Chill out people, I have 8 plants in my office and rarely encounter gnats, not even one a day. They're slow and easy to smash. I'd understand if we were talking about big buzzy flies, but we so aren't.

I resigned from my job today! I'm leaping to a new career. I hope my old knees are strong enough to take the jolt.

I want to change jobs, trouble is, I don't know what I want to do with my life. This would be my second career change and I'm not even thirty. Here's hoping I can stumble into something good.

Why would I want to debate politics with you?

you can't even figure out the copier

DAMNIT!!! I just was about to beat my highscore in my Excel Tetris game... but my stupid lotus notes "you have email" message popped up.

Man alive.. EVERYTIME!!!!!!!!!!

I'm working 12 hours today just so I can go to the zoo tomorrow.. I HATE the zoo...

Happy Birthday to me... Happy Birthday to me... I'm in the middle of a divorce... Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeee! (and no flowers at my desk, again!)

i make so little money here that i sometimes feel like i'm a volunteer and not a paid employee.

Please, just shut up for 5 minutes during lunch and let someone else finish a story! Not everything is about you.

Haven't you ever heard of a courtesy flush...