I'm in a serious relationship with a wonderful woman, but all I do at work is instant message my old high school crush, who is my best girl friend... what does that mean?

i can't concentrate on anything. all i can think about is how overwhelmed i am.

I think there is a dude hiding out in the ladies bathroom...creepy!!!!

Can you make a decision and stick with it...for christ sakes you change you mind on the rules every other day and than yell at me cause I don't know what that hell is going on.

Our branch manger is a world-class tool.

Don't you have anything else to worry about then what size cube everyone has. Find some work to do.

I found a second job I can do from home. It's ridiculously easy--answering search inquiries for a mobile phone service. I just got $300 deposited into my checking account today for the last two weeks, and I've already made $250 more. HELL YEAH extra cash!! I can't decide whether to pay my car loan off early or blow it all on myself.

Just sitting here eating skittles and watching "The Tudors" on my ipod.

iskittler

I think I am catching the flu. I hope all you bitches get it!

I am going back to school to be a pastry chef!