The fact that you can't get shit to balance is your problem. Not my problem that you "can't get anything to work." You had 9 months of notice that I would be taking my mat leave and that someone would need to be able to take over for 12 months.

Oh yes, my competence is finally recognizied. Thanks for blowing sunshine up my ass and sucking up to me.

I am still not coming in to the office.

I can't wait until the remittance is late and we get a $5000 fine.

Then maybe, just maybe, I will come in to save the day. :)