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Creepy Boob Guy Friday Confession
Creepy Boob Guy here. TGIF and all that. Today was bonus boob day for CBG. I ran into a co-worker with the classic double boob look going on. She was wearing a tight sweater and a bra that had to be two sizes two small. It was like catching a true doubleheader in baseball (none of that day/night crap). I had such the urge to shoe horn those rolling mounds of flesh back into her bra, but figured that be a hard one to explain to H/R. So ladies, does your cup runneth over?
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I am on a serious sugar high. It still doesn't make the work anymore bearable but yipee!!!
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05.11.08  6:23p  
I was feeling very anxious and depressed about going to work on Monday, then I remembered that I'm not going in until the afternoon because I have a dentist appointment. Let's hear it for the dentist!!!
 
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05.11.08  5:28p  
sunday night. i feel like crying. can't tell if it's cause I had a shitty mothers day or because I know I have to go back to that shitty office tomorrow.

*sob

 
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05.11.08  5:08p  
There's a difference between being a "workaholic" and being a heinous bitch.
 
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05.11.08  4:17p  
My cell phone ringtone is "flight of the Valkaryies" cause I can't afford a cool phone.
 
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05.11.08  3:18p  
I was unemployed from middle management for about 2 years and just picked up some freelancing work here and there. I spent a lot of days just sitting around. At the time I hated it and it drove me crazy. Now that I'm working full time I kind of wish I was unemployed again.

While the money problems suck, you can't beat the lifestyle.

 
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05.11.08  3:14p  
CBG's double boob = quad boob, muffin tops, or just the phrase "poppin fresh" will suffice in my office.
 
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05.11.08  2:46p  
Hey ' W' If you really want to help us out keep that stimulus and make employers pay 1 week vacation and call it holiday week.
 
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05.11.08  2:38p  
I am so glad my doctor took me off of work last week. I spent most of my time in the gym while I prepared nutritious home cooked meals. My coworkers are going to be so jealous because I will look so hot in time for my vacation next month.
 
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05.11.08  2:18p  
All right you sick, twisted, pathetic excuse of a human...who the hell put the "used" tampon behind the file cabinet? This is an all time low, even for this hell hole.
 
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05.11.08  12:59p  
Although it sucks to not be paid overtime, it really chaps my ass to not be paid for my on the clock hours agreed to when I first took the job a whopping three weeks ago. Looks like my boss and I will have to have a little chat come Monday.
 
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